The peacoat is 50%, and I may be getting myself into some trouble.

Mrs. S’s baby gift is well on its way. I love the look of seed stitch, and tweed, and seed stitch mixed with tweed. The repetitive stitch pattern is also quite meditative. It’s like rosary beads, drums, and heart beats. I’m really enjoying the project. It’s perfect for watching movies, and hanging out on the couch.

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I would probably be further along but I was distracted by other projects I wanted to do. My friend is bringing her baby to stay with us for a visit. I’m very excited. Besides rectifying the danger zone our apartment becomes when someone brings a baby over, I also wanted to make them feel at home. I now have drawer locks, and outlet covers, and everything sharp is now located much higher. We’ll be setting up a crib so I decided to make a mobile, and (…I hesitate to announce my intentions here because sewing is involved, and I have a love-hate relationship with the sewing machine. Actually, it’s more like I just hate that machine but forget the intensity when I decide I have a project I want to do, then rediscover my loathing anew each time) a quilt. I’ll be attempting a basic triangle pattern quilt and lining it with doubled flannel. I’m nervous though. Very nervous.

A knitting pattern is like computer code: a recipe of letters, numbers, symbols, and abbreviations, with numbered rows that prompt action and give you a desired result. A sewing machine may look like a precision tool, but in my opinion the tension gauge dial makes it unreliable and mysterious. You have to set the buttons and weave thread in between machine parts, cranks and wheels, while using a gas pedal and simultaneously controlling the action with your hands. I sense it may be the closest thing to trying to make love to a woman. So many variables. I have respect for anyone who sews.

I am creating the mobile from stuffed owl puffs (another free pattern from ravelry.com). If you know me, you know that stuffed animals and I have clashed. More than clashed. I’ve been known to go on rants about how stuffed animals are a waste of space, and the earth’s resources. Not only are they huge clutter contributors that serve absolutely no purpose, but they are sprayed with chemicals like fire retardants, and made from synthetic fibers dyed with formaldehyde, and that is all I can think about when I see babies cuddling that stuff. I can admit that I have some toxin phobias that arbitrarily present themselves and stuffed animals happen to be at the top of the list. My mind equates stuffed animals to rolling in lead paint, or spending long periods of time in dollar stores breathing in the cheap plastic fumes. So, yeah, I’m a little crazy, like a “germaphobe”, but with chemicals. All this just to point out the irony that I made 6 stuffed owls, and once again proved myself a hypocrite – which I should be used to by now, as hypocrisy never seems to be through with me.

(as a side note about production and toxins, one of my favorite videos on the subject can be found here: the Story of Stuff).

Here are the little guys below. In their defense, most of the yarn was worsted organic cotton, and they won’t be doing much snuggling when I hang them from the ceiling. I need to decide what to do with the strings, and what the top of the mobile may need, but I wanted to show you what I was up to.

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*many thanks to the prop holder

Wish me luck with the Singer!

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9 thoughts on “The peacoat is 50%, and I may be getting myself into some trouble.

  1. Cathy

    Adorable! I’m an owlaphile (yes, I can too make up my own words!) and think this mobile rocks. Good luck with the quilt/sewing. Your relationship with it sounds frighteningly reminiscent of my own–but your analogies and description are superb! Love the seed/tweed. I can’t seem to get comfortable with seed stitch; maybe your success will inspire me!

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    1. gypsyfusion Post author

      Thank you for cheering me on Cathy.
      The seed stitch was a tad monotonous, but it worked so well for the jacket texture that the small size was do-able.

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  2. Sue

    I don’t know if I am just interested in your projects, or your narrated relationship with the projects you are working on. I am always entertained by your descriptive animation of what you think….of the project and beyond. You are a writer !!! I love it all !!! You’ve got talent !!!

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  3. Vivian

    I so enjoy reading your experiences. I am getting more and more tempted to learn how to knit or crochet but these two skills I could never pickup unlike my mother who seemed to excel at all things crafty. Your creativity is as amazing as your skill. I will be waiting on pins and needles (pun intended) on the out come of your quilt. I will be sending good thoughts to you.

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  4. Cheryl

    The owls are great and operating a sewing machine will never be the same for me! I do know it takes a lot of practice and I’m wishing you good luck! Your blog is a unique idea and maybe it will turn into a book. It’s insightful and entertaining so far.

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  5. Kaya

    if I find myself making love to a woman I’ll remember to crank the gas pedal while controlling things with my hands πŸ˜‰
    Good advice and great writing!!

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